Patch Notes: 1.0.9.1 Jellied Jerry
- BALANCE: Bloggers, firemen, and bank clerks now weep openly less often
 - BALANCE: Listicles no longer count as content; content aggregators no longer count as people
 - BALANCE: Spider god Asmodeus spawn rate increased
 - FIX: “Film” subcategory no longer redirects to the Ate My Balls Webring
 - FIX: Blog projects by self-loathing nerds now no longer have a 1-year cooldown after the initial spurt of inspiration