classified

Containment Sector Incoming Artifact Manifest 2022-11-18b

morning announcements

Dungeonwide Auditory Illusion Transcript for Monday, 13th of Frostharvest, year 139 of the ninth age

a tightly knit community, like if an office block routinely killed intruders and looted their still-warm corpses

media preservation

DramaBomb.aq Forums Daily Digest Email 11/11/2022

I really don't know what to think about this! Is it a marketing stunt?

folklore

Why Is My Fucking Grocery Store Called That?

I've been talking to this sociologist I met at my dealer's baby shower and I have learned some powerfully fucked up history about grocery stores

reckonings

The SLN 2022 Reckoning of the Year Awards

Reckonment.com exclusively presents a sponsored media criticism event without equal

media preservation

3 Classic TV Series Only Available Through Piracy

These lesser-known series are no longer legally attainable, but you can download them right now from piratecove.eth.ru.aq or your favorite client compatible with the NotTheft32 protocol.

videogames

Exclusive: The SLN Emil Sharlt Career Retrospective Interview

If there is any fundamental law of game design, it is that your open world game needs some side content that fucking sucks. Since 2004, Emil Sharlt has been the poster boy for this design paradigm.

LocusMods

LocusMods.ru Monthly Newsletter for August 2022

some sort of weird viral marketing; a real feel-good outcome that no one dared imagine

Music

Musiczone Daily: The Most Essential Tracks by DJ Miserykill

Often referred to by both fans and jealous haters as "the official goth edgelord of Manchester," DJ Miserykill has released over 140 hours of music to date.

artistic collaboration

Encrypted Messaging Log 7/13/2022

need your editorial notes by morning

food

Hulu presents the Nine-Legged Freaks Ultra Premium Feast Box: The SLN Comics Silo Review

Fans have been arguing for months if Japanese spider crabs could even be feasible to distribute in the necessary volume.

private

[INTERNAL MEMO DO NOT MAKE PUBLIC] Rejected Article Roundup VII: electric fuckyourself

just a very thin initial premise, depressing, too meta, kind of lazy

market research

An Exclusive Survey Offer Just For You From MarketDorks

If defunct beverage brand Jolt Cola were to be resurrected under new ownership with an exciting and delicious new formula, which member of your high school friend group would it be?

AILAM?

DramaBomb.aq Forums Daily Digest Email 3/26/2022

I'm not gonna continue missing key vtuber metaplot developments just because my wife tells me she'll be "teleported to ultrahell for an eternity of indentured servitude to Cyberbaal" if she doesnt complete whatever the hell a "geas" is by midnight.

LocusMods

LocusMods.ru Monthly Newsletter for November 2021

What's up, fellow locusts?  It's ya girl SharkBoy51 here again in your email inbox and continuing to wish the forum software supported username changes.  Hard to believe the festivities for the 23rd anniversary of the site's first upload are over, but that doesn'

nostalgia

5 Abandoned Small-Town Arcades That Remind You of Your Lost Youth, Which You Will Never Get Back

Zazzie’s Place Location: Woodshed, Oregon Most Popular Machine: Super Hat Trick Racing, a horse racing sim with an actual saddle you sat on and reins you held. Based on one of those motorcycle racing games with the tilting fake motorcycle seat. Most Popular Food or Drink Item: Cheese fries,

speedruns

5 Must-See Speedruns from AVPQ 2020

It’s always sad to see the end of another August Videogames Played Quickly charity marathon, especially to those of us at SLN who took a bunch of pills and stayed up for every single one of the marathon’s 72 hours of duration.  But hey, more casual viewers should

videogames

IllegalFil.es & GAMEWAREZ.RU present: The Five Most Influential Games of the Decade, None of Which We Paid For

This will be an unordered list because there were four injuries, two of them fatal, during the editorial process of narrowing it to five entries, and we have families and no health insurance, so like just deal with the uncertainty, okay? The Missouri Sea This surrealist point-and-click adventure, set in

humours

Crazy Leon's Pinball Enthusiast Newsletter: Tables For Sale Thanksgiving Week 2019

Heya, pinpals!  It’s your favorite former moderator from the alt.games.pinball.moderated newsgroup, here with another email newsletter for the two dozen or so remnants from those halcyon days before the larger internet pinball community migrated first to the MegaPinFan forums and then splintered off to various closed

pretzels

Why Does This Pretzel Company Want Me to Fuck My Mom?

There is no better way I can open here other than to show you the most blatantly absurd of these ads. http://selfloathingnerds.com/content/images/wordpress/2018/03/01-for-your-own-good.mp4 [https://selfloathingnerds.com/content/images/wordpress/2018/03/01-for-your-own-good.mp4] Wow, right? So much to unpack here. I’m

embrace the numbing bliss of the hollow

The Boxer

We here at the SLN Videogame Depot welcome back correspondent Jax Hamleg, who has returned from extended medical leave as a broken yet very opinionated man. Take it away, Jax. Look me in the eye and tell me something, motherfucker. How many loot boxes have you purchased? With real money.

open-source software

Spring Cleaning: 5 Notable Projects Being Pruned From Github.net.au For Inactivity

OpenCluck A GPL-licensed clone of the ClustrFuCK development framework and its accompanying compiler, API, IDE, and STD. Last Commit: Fixed buffer overflow when converting an imported FurthestCK database containing malformed emojis. (Nov 14, 2014) Cause of Death: One of the two lead developers had his brain removed and frozen by

episode guide

Pitch Document for the Proposed Universal Network's Jaws: The Series (Part 2)

In 1981, Universal was preparing their planned Universal Broadcast Network, for which one of the tentpole series would be Donald Bellisario and Steven de Souza’s Jaws: The Series. Twelve episodes were included in the initial pitch document. “Last Limbo in Bogota” Deputy Lefty announces to the media that Sheriff

humours

A History of Foreign Blockbuster Knockoffs: Part 1 - Pre-1700

The historical record now makes it quite clear that the history of low-quality foreign knock-offs of popular franchises and characters vastly predates what was previously thought. For every so-called Turkish Star Wars or Panamanian Ghostbusters, most of which do have original titles in their native languages despite what they borrow

humours

SLN Employee Handbook: Break Room and Restroom Guidelines

A staff break room with ample accommodations has been provided for your enjoyment and convenience. Your meal times are a right, but our facilitation of them for you is a privilege. We have suspended microwave privileges on many occasions, but never without good cause. Refrigerator rights have been rescinded only