- In bondage to the spider god Asmodeus until the next solstice
- Everyone we know, goes away, in the end (what have we become, my sweetest friend)
- Attempts to reach computer keyboard resulted in changes in personal gravity, eventually gave up and started reading comic books on the ceiling
- Were unprepared for onslaught of high-profile advertisers and celebrity fans and intimidated by the sudden fame
- Got distracted watching the uncut region B blu-rays of The Strauss File we just imported
- Updating? That sounds suspiciously like effort.
- Read too many New 52 comics, went on killing spree, now incarcerated
- Suffocated and dragged back to the Village by roaring, undulating white sphere
- Took Ambien with alcohol and woke up naked in a convenience store in New Zealand wearing a tour t-shirt for a band that does not exist in this dimension
- There was never a web site here, it was all a dream