(image source [http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Magnavox_Laserdisc_player.jpg#mediaviewer/File:Magnavox_Laserdisc_player.jpg] ) [BEGIN CLIP] [Open on a man in late middle age with a gray, second-rate attempt at a Burt Reynolds mustache, holding a glass of wine and wearing a red bathrobe just garishly