The One With Child Baseball
With Rachel and Monica still trapped in child form from the old woman’s curse, Phoebe decides to enroll them in a little league team to try to keep their spirits up. Unfortunately, Joey and Ross get a little too aggressive in their sideline cheering, igniting a brawl with the other parents. Meanwhile, Chandler goes into labor.
Babylon 5: Resurrection
Never Cross A Flortigian
Captain Reece begins having nightmares that seem all too real after refusing to pay gambling debts on Flortig VII. Robotic Tristan and Lt. Pryce get lost in the seedy part of the kuiper belt and learn a valuable lesson about pride and racial stereotypes. Normal Tristan’s cat escapes her quarters and runs roughshod over the visiting diplomatic envoy from Rodentia. Meanwhile, Sgt. Haarm goes into labor.
Project Runway Nights
The Garment District Gorefiend’s Revenge
While Tim investigates a series of involuntary werewolf sterilizations in SoHo, Heidi fears that her old nemesis has returned when a series of brutal supernatural slayings grips the Garment District. Meanwhile, NegaHeidi goes into labor.
Spare Thee Not My Wrath, Young Ones
Homer begins hanging out with Old Testament God (guest star Nick Offermann) in an effort to make Marge as jealous as he is of her frequent lunch outings with New Testament God (guest star Kristen Schaal). Lisa panics when she realizes her nightmarish visions (guest star Andrew W.K.) are coming true. Meanwhile, Bart goes into labor.