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classified

Containment Sector Incoming Artifact Manifest 2022-11-18b

morning announcements

Dungeonwide Auditory Illusion Transcript for Monday, 13th of Frostharvest, year 139 of the ninth age

a tightly knit community, like if an office block routinely killed intruders and looted their still-warm corpses

media preservation

DramaBomb.aq Forums Daily Digest Email 11/11/2022

I really don't know what to think about this! Is it a marketing stunt?

folklore

Why Is My Fucking Grocery Store Called That?

I've been talking to this sociologist I met at my dealer's baby shower and I have learned some powerfully fucked up history about grocery stores

reckonings

The SLN 2022 Reckoning of the Year Awards

Reckonment.com exclusively presents a sponsored media criticism event without equal

media preservation

3 Classic TV Series Only Available Through Piracy

These lesser-known series are no longer legally attainable, but you can download them right now from piratecove.eth.ru.aq or your favorite client compatible with the NotTheft32 protocol.

videogames

Exclusive: The SLN Emil Sharlt Career Retrospective Interview

If there is any fundamental law of game design, it is that your open world game needs some side content that fucking sucks. Since 2004, Emil Sharlt has been the poster boy for this design paradigm.

LocusMods

LocusMods.ru Monthly Newsletter for August 2022

some sort of weird viral marketing; a real feel-good outcome that no one dared imagine

Music

Musiczone Daily: The Most Essential Tracks by DJ Miserykill

Often referred to by both fans and jealous haters as "the official goth edgelord of Manchester," DJ Miserykill has released over 140 hours of music to date.

artistic collaboration

Encrypted Messaging Log 7/13/2022

need your editorial notes by morning

food

Hulu presents the Nine-Legged Freaks Ultra Premium Feast Box: The SLN Comics Silo Review

Fans have been arguing for months if Japanese spider crabs could even be feasible to distribute in the necessary volume.

private

[INTERNAL MEMO DO NOT MAKE PUBLIC] Rejected Article Roundup VII: electric fuckyourself

just a very thin initial premise, depressing, too meta, kind of lazy

market research

An Exclusive Survey Offer Just For You From MarketDorks

If defunct beverage brand Jolt Cola were to be resurrected under new ownership with an exciting and delicious new formula, which member of your high school friend group would it be?

AILAM?

DramaBomb.aq Forums Daily Digest Email 3/26/2022

I'm not gonna continue missing key vtuber metaplot developments just because my wife tells me she'll be "teleported to ultrahell for an eternity of indentured servitude to Cyberbaal" if she doesnt complete whatever the hell a "geas" is by midnight.

LocusMods

LocusMods.ru Monthly Newsletter for November 2021

What's up, fellow locusts?  It's ya girl SharkBoy51 here again in your email inbox and continuing to wish the forum software supported username changes.  Hard to believe the festivities for the 23rd anniversary of the site's first upload are over, but that doesn'

nostalgia

5 Abandoned Small-Town Arcades That Remind You of Your Lost Youth, Which You Will Never Get Back

Zazzie’s Place Location: Woodshed, Oregon Most Popular Machine: Super Hat Trick Racing, a horse racing sim with an actual saddle you sat on and reins you held. Based on one of those motorcycle racing games with the tilting fake motorcycle seat. Most Popular Food or Drink Item: Cheese fries,

speedruns

5 Must-See Speedruns from AVPQ 2020

It’s always sad to see the end of another August Videogames Played Quickly charity marathon, especially to those of us at SLN who took a bunch of pills and stayed up for every single one of the marathon’s 72 hours of duration.  But hey, more casual viewers should

videogames

IllegalFil.es & GAMEWAREZ.RU present: The Five Most Influential Games of the Decade, None of Which We Paid For

This will be an unordered list because there were four injuries, two of them fatal, during the editorial process of narrowing it to five entries, and we have families and no health insurance, so like just deal with the uncertainty, okay? The Missouri Sea This surrealist point-and-click adventure, set in

humours

Crazy Leon's Pinball Enthusiast Newsletter: Tables For Sale Thanksgiving Week 2019

Heya, pinpals!  It’s your favorite former moderator from the alt.games.pinball.moderated newsgroup, here with another email newsletter for the two dozen or so remnants from those halcyon days before the larger internet pinball community migrated first to the MegaPinFan forums and then splintered off to various closed

embrace the numbing bliss of the hollow

The Boxer

We here at the SLN Videogame Depot welcome back correspondent Jax Hamleg, who has returned from extended medical leave as a broken yet very opinionated man. Take it away, Jax. Look me in the eye and tell me something, motherfucker. How many loot boxes have you purchased? With real money.

open-source software

Spring Cleaning: 5 Notable Projects Being Pruned From Github.net.au For Inactivity

OpenCluck A GPL-licensed clone of the ClustrFuCK development framework and its accompanying compiler, API, IDE, and STD. Last Commit: Fixed buffer overflow when converting an imported FurthestCK database containing malformed emojis. (Nov 14, 2014) Cause of Death: One of the two lead developers had his brain removed and frozen by

cooking

From the SLN Kitchen: Prime-Roasted Ecthelion with Soda-Braised Ribcage and Regretful Shallots

Ingredients: – 23 and a third shallots, chopped coarsely into rectangular prisms (NOT CUBES) – one 13-18lb shaved, kneaded, and descaled ecthelion, not frozen or brined – one 2-liter bottle of diet pepsi OR pepsi max – one 14oz jar of cucumber regrette, of Bob & George’s brand or similar quality – one 3oz

bitcoin

Selected Drug Trip Reports from the Dark Web

SLN readers are a pretty savvy bunch, so I’m sure all of you are veritable dark web experts at this point.  Well, recently I’ve been digging real deep into the archives of the pre-Bitcoin version of infamous drug clearinghouse Silk Road, before it got all commercialized and popular.

value comics

Sponsored Post: Value Comics presents The Hitler Ultimatum, Uncut & Uncensored and in TPB for the first time!

Actual Sincere Non-Satire Note from 2022: hey, i guess you found this one. this was inspired by marvel's thing where captain america killed a guy and said "hail hydra." it was maybe ill-advised at the time and has gotten progressively more uncomfortable to reread since. i&

embrace the numbing bliss of the hollow

SLN Mailbag 5/14/2017

You stare into the blackness.  The only sound is the howling of a wind whose origins you dare not contemplate.  This wind slowly changes its direction and the howling its tune, and letters handwritten on crumpled, soft paper swirl up from somewhere below.  One by one they blow into your