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TCS Defenestrator Administrative Briefing, 0400 Hrs

TCS Defenestrator Administrative Briefing, 0400 Hrs

Okay, is everyone seated? Lieutenant Garland, you can’t sit next to Petty Officer Grimsdottir, the restraining order is still in effect. Goddamn creep. Okay I have some technical updates from the hangar to start off with. * Duratanium armor plating on the VF-35 Rapier Vanguard starfighter increased to 14mm * Life

Patch Notes Studio Professional Amiga ST Export Module

Patch Notes Studio Professional Amiga ST Export Module

* LEVEL EDITOR: Tilesets can now be mixed freely! Your dreams of mixing Doctor’s Office with Pet Crematorium and Apartment Building That Is Really Cramped And Honestly Kind of Shitty But It’s In The City So You Put Up With It can now be realized! * LEVEL EDITOR: Added the

Patch Notes NT 2001 Premium Edition Gold

Patch Notes NT 2001 Premium Edition Gold

* INTERFACE: Added suicide command for when player is stuck in level geometry, a long line at the DMV, or a loveless marriage * SOUND: The air conditioning unit in room 23A of the tenement building level no longer makes that grinding noise when left on for too long * GRAPHICS: Added motion

Patch Notes: 1.0.9.1 Jellied Jerry

Patch Notes: 1.0.9.1 Jellied Jerry

* BALANCE: Bloggers, firemen, and bank clerks now weep openly less often * BALANCE: Listicles no longer count as content; content aggregators no longer count as people * BALANCE: Spider god Asmodeus spawn rate increased * FIX: “Film” subcategory no longer redirects to the Ate My Balls Webring * FIX: Blog projects by self-loathing nerds

Patch Notes: v2.0.1.0.0.0.0.1.0.0.1h

Patch Notes: v2.0.1.0.0.0.0.1.0.0.1h

* FIX: Air no longer casts a shadow in the flashlight beam * BALANCE: Loud orchestra hit to signify jump scares now louder, cheaper, more startling * GRAPHICS: The spilled organs in the Haunted Daycare Center now glisten realistically. * BALANCE: Flood of blood from second floor linen closet in the Haunted Bed &

Patch Notes: Title Update 81b for Workgroups

Patch Notes: Title Update 81b for Workgroups

* BALANCE: Guns now fire bullets rather than other, smaller guns. * BALANCE: Layout of CTF map Fortress of Suffering altered so that it is possible for the red team to win sometimes. * FIX: In chapter 3 of the campaign, the fireplace no longer infinitely spawns hellhounds if you break the photo

PATCH NOTES: V 2.0.0.9r for Linux

PATCH NOTES: V 2.0.0.9r for Linux

* FIX: Blooboids now reproduce geometrically, not exponentially. * FIX: Blooboids now die when killed. * BALANCE: Dual Strike now hits your opponent twice. We apologize for the confusion. * BALANCE: We’re going to begin rolling out the intended Rogue abilities. Rogues can now steal things and move quietly. Being able to hide

Patch Notes: 0.9.98RC1 Editor's Choice Edition

Patch Notes: 0.9.98RC1 Editor's Choice Edition

* FIX: Orc marriage ceremonies now finish correctly. * FIX: The Red Ryder gun pellet’s damage value when ricocheted off 2 or more surfaces no longer causes a ROM buffer overflow and destroys the Earth. * BALANCE: Conservatives sort of warming up to the gays as long as the gays are also

Patch Notes: 66.01LTS Eclectic Elderberry

Patch Notes: 66.01LTS Eclectic Elderberry

* FIX: Consuming wild fruit no longer causes fluorescent skin discoloration. * FIX: Damage value for tuning fork corrected in Piano Arena. * BALANCE: Cloaca spawn rate reduced. * BALANCE: Various layout adjustments to the Flesh Palace map. * GRAPHICS: DirectX 11 tessellation mapping added to Flesh Palace. * NETCODE: Horrid squelching sounds now sync correctly

Patch Notes: v2.1.45b hotfix 2

Patch Notes: v2.1.45b hotfix 2

* FIX: Village bakers no longer run for mayor automatically unopposed. * BALANCE: Cupcakes are no longer a trendy “in” food. * BALANCE: Armed robberies are now more lucrative if you rob someone that is carrying money or valuables. * GRAPHICS: The trail of slime left by the Metaslug now glistens more colorfully. * FIX: