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Why Does This Pretzel Company Want Me to Fuck My Mom?

There is no better way I can open here other than to show you the most blatantly absurd of these ads. document.createElement('video'); http://selfloathingnerds.com/content/images/wordpress/2018/03/01-for-your-own-good.mp4 Wow, right? So much to unpack here. I’m legitimately impressed that they managed

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Pitch Document for the Proposed Universal Network's Jaws: The Series (Part 2)

In 1981, Universal was preparing their planned Universal Broadcast Network, for which one of the tentpole series would be Donald Bellisario and Steven de Souza’s Jaws: The Series. Twelve episodes were included in the initial pitch document. “Last Limbo in Bogota” Deputy Lefty announces to the

humours

A History of Foreign Blockbuster Knockoffs: Part 1 - Pre-1700

The historical record now makes it quite clear that the history of low-quality foreign knock-offs of popular franchises and characters vastly predates what was previously thought. For every so-called Turkish Star Wars or Panamanian Ghostbusters, most of which do have original titles in their native languages despite what they borrow

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SLN Employee Handbook: Break Room and Restroom Guidelines

A staff break room with ample accommodations has been provided for your enjoyment and convenience. Your meal times are a right, but our facilitation of them for you is a privilege. We have suspended microwave privileges on many occasions, but never without good cause. Refrigerator rights have been rescinded only

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Possible Episodes for the First Season of the Proposed Universal Broadcast Network's Jaws: The Series (Part 1)

In 1981, Universal Studios entered the planning phases on what was then called the Universal Broadcast Network. Like every other attempt at a “fourth network” before FOX emerged as a serious competitor and ubiquitous cable changed television, it was a very ambitious near-miss. One of its flagship shows

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This Isn't a Satire Piece, I Actually Ate at Wahlburgers and This is Actually How it Feels

There’s a line in one of my favorite novels, Snow Crash, where the threat of the title is explained to the main character, and he can’t quite get his head around it. “This Snow Crash thing—is it a virus, a drug, or a religion?

value comics

The Complete History of Miss Mystery, Part Four: Enygma (1984-1988)

The mid-Eighties were a tumultuous time for the already-struggling Value Comics. Their parent company had just sold off numerous assets to stay afloat, their printers were having great difficulty acquiring green ink, and their two biggest competitors were beginning to advance in storytelling and art in ways Value simply didn&

memes

Yayzers! This is Brent Weisskraft with Your Hottest Upcoming Memes for 2017!

Hey guys! It’s Brent. 2016 was a huge year for memes, from Harambe to “Dicks out for Harambe” to “dick: out,” and I’m sure some other things that aren’t related to that. Obviously, we don’t know what’

tabletop games

Partial Log of Ben Keller's Summer "Cold Eastern Front" Campaign, Session Nine

Recap of Session 8: Harry authorized Pete to advance his 3rd Infantry two hexes toward the ravine, but a failed exhaustion check reduced this to one hex. The light damage to the Soviet caravan resulted in their 2nd Cavalry’s bread rations becoming 23% colder, risking eventual spoilage. Greg

Music

Popped Out Magazine's Emerging Music Genre Primer for 2019

Absent slip metal Spainbeat Shit loop Protohealth Liquid lipwave Shine punk House grind Nextcore Artificial grip state Tooth Power jazz Anthemic loosetrack Unified stack Match Grave pain drone Fried blues Distorted tip Wild crest metal Cadaver trace Nothing Flail dub Ordinal stopcore deathblack Loose wave New progression Heart attack gospel

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Top Five Movie "Fan Edits" from avid-fans.com

5) Halloween 3: The Return of Laurie Strode by Captain666paulding This attempt at one satisfying sequel to the first two Halloween films from pieces of three failed ones is certainly a mixed bag, but it represents a vast effort. Using footage from the fourth and fifth films as ad hoc

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Kellogg Healthic Institution Course Catalog - Fall 2019 Semester

Preventive Medicine PM1001 Introductory Survey of Preventive Medicine Begin your intensive study of MEDICAL PRACTICE and VITAL WORKINGS with a cursory but thorough examination of all relevant areas of study, plus a solid grounding in the basics. Three-hour once-weekly sessions available, extended slightly for a convenience break halfway through during

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Selected Placards from Ori Chon's MoMA Exhibition "Inert 1"

Falling Air (2013) charcoal on paper With but a handful of choppy scribbles and flecks of form, the artist makes the eye do the work, drawing attention in a sweeping current around the work as deftly as a salmon might leap upstream. Ultimately, that s the true medium: attention. The

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SLN Mailbag 8/24/15

Confused Dear SLN, I tried watching the vlog you guys posted titled “4 Essential Hacks for Perfect Fried Chicken Every Time” and I did not find your tips very helpful. The chicken I bought at the store didn’t even have fins, so your instructions on how

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PATCH NOTES: V 2.0.0.9r for Linux

FIX: Blooboids now reproduce geometrically, not exponentially. FIX: Blooboids now die when killed. BALANCE: Dual Strike now hits your opponent twice. We apologize for the confusion. BALANCE: We’re going to begin rolling out the intended Rogue abilities. Rogues can now steal things and move quietly. Being able to hide

videogames

Subj: Strategies for Monetizing Free-To-Play and Social Games

To Mr. M*****, Re: “Free-to-Play” Revenue Streams: The Synergistic Revenue Enhancement Task Force you had me assemble brainstormed these over the weekend. Some are tried and true free-to-play formulas, but some are truly innovative in the field of “stickin’ ‘em forwards and back,” as you put it in the memo.