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Episode Guide: The Strauss File Season 3

Episode Guide: The Strauss File Season 3

Catch up on the previous seasons here [https://selfloathingnerds.com/episode-guide-the-strauss-file-season-1/] and here [https://selfloathingnerds.com/episode-guide-the-strauss-file-season-2/]. 🔥︎ Former police detective Strauss (Chive Allston) confronts his own nonexistence in a burning cocaine warehouse. Guest starring Oregano Simpleton as Time Ghost. ⚛︎ When the Supreme Court is kidnapped, Strauss interrogates universal gravitation, but

The 3 Best Comic Book Runs I Just Made Up

The 3 Best Comic Book Runs I Just Made Up

#3: Craig Merriweather’s Superman (2007-2009) When former Taos, New Mexico public access weatherman/mime Merriweather was handed the reins of DC’s most iconic hero, he was an unknown quantity. By the time of his mysterious death by suffocation in an invisible box in late 2009, he was heralded

Episode Guide: The Strauss File Season 2

Episode Guide: The Strauss File Season 2

Catch up on the previous season here [https://selfloathingnerds.com/episode-guide-the-strauss-file-season-1/]. Winter On Wheels With his former comrade in arms transferred to the Miami State campus police, police detective Strauss (Chive Allston) adjusts to his new partner, but can a wheelchair-bound epileptic supermodel get the job done? Introducing Jennica Struthers

Patch Notes: 1.0.9.1 Jellied Jerry

Patch Notes: 1.0.9.1 Jellied Jerry

* BALANCE: Bloggers, firemen, and bank clerks now weep openly less often * BALANCE: Listicles no longer count as content; content aggregators no longer count as people * BALANCE: Spider god Asmodeus spawn rate increased * FIX: “Film” subcategory no longer redirects to the Ate My Balls Webring * FIX: Blog projects by self-loathing nerds

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Patch Notes: v2.0.1.0.0.0.0.1.0.0.1h

Patch Notes: v2.0.1.0.0.0.0.1.0.0.1h

* FIX: Air no longer casts a shadow in the flashlight beam * BALANCE: Loud orchestra hit to signify jump scares now louder, cheaper, more startling * GRAPHICS: The spilled organs in the Haunted Daycare Center now glisten realistically. * BALANCE: Flood of blood from second floor linen closet in the Haunted Bed &

Patch Notes: Title Update 81b for Workgroups

Patch Notes: Title Update 81b for Workgroups

* BALANCE: Guns now fire bullets rather than other, smaller guns. * BALANCE: Layout of CTF map Fortress of Suffering altered so that it is possible for the red team to win sometimes. * FIX: In chapter 3 of the campaign, the fireplace no longer infinitely spawns hellhounds if you break the photo

Episode Guide: The Strauss File Season 1

Episode Guide: The Strauss File Season 1

Let Murdered Dogs Lie When credit ratings are on the line, police detectives Strauss (Chive Allston) and Wenceslaus (Oregano Simpleton) have no choice but to enter an underground dog show. Guest starring Barack Obama as the voice of Tiddles. The Fire Within Arson in an arson factory leads police detectives

Subj: Strategies for Monetizing Free-To-Play and Social Games

Subj: Strategies for Monetizing Free-To-Play and Social Games

To Mr. M*****, Re: “Free-to-Play” Revenue Streams: The Synergistic Revenue Enhancement Task Force you had me assemble brainstormed these over the weekend. Some are tried and true free-to-play formulas, but some are truly innovative in the field of “stickin’ ‘em forwards and back,” as you put it in the memo.

Patch Notes: 0.9.98RC1 Editor's Choice Edition

Patch Notes: 0.9.98RC1 Editor's Choice Edition

* FIX: Orc marriage ceremonies now finish correctly. * FIX: The Red Ryder gun pellet’s damage value when ricocheted off 2 or more surfaces no longer causes a ROM buffer overflow and destroys the Earth. * BALANCE: Conservatives sort of warming up to the gays as long as the gays are also

The Charles Schatt-Faulk Trademark Method

The Charles Schatt-Faulk Trademark Method

(image source [http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Magnavox_Laserdisc_player.jpg#mediaviewer/File:Magnavox_Laserdisc_player.jpg] ) [BEGIN CLIP] [Open on a man in late middle age with a gray, second-rate attempt at a Burt Reynolds mustache, holding a glass of wine and wearing a red bathrobe just garishly

Patch Notes: 66.01LTS Eclectic Elderberry

Patch Notes: 66.01LTS Eclectic Elderberry

* FIX: Consuming wild fruit no longer causes fluorescent skin discoloration. * FIX: Damage value for tuning fork corrected in Piano Arena. * BALANCE: Cloaca spawn rate reduced. * BALANCE: Various layout adjustments to the Flesh Palace map. * GRAPHICS: DirectX 11 tessellation mapping added to Flesh Palace. * NETCODE: Horrid squelching sounds now sync correctly

Patch Notes: v2.1.45b hotfix 2

Patch Notes: v2.1.45b hotfix 2

* FIX: Village bakers no longer run for mayor automatically unopposed. * BALANCE: Cupcakes are no longer a trendy “in” food. * BALANCE: Armed robberies are now more lucrative if you rob someone that is carrying money or valuables. * GRAPHICS: The trail of slime left by the Metaslug now glistens more colorfully. * FIX: