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2017 Spring Movie Preview

March Jennifer Lawrence brings her quirky and irreverent charms to the Armenian genocide in Lars Von Trier’s The Girl Who Was Death, Part 1 of 3.James McAvoy and Charlie Day are exterminators who fall in love with the same unhygienic heiress in the hilarity-packed Roach Maiden.Terry Crews

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SLN Holiday Gift Guide 2016 Part 2

Kompjuter! Magazine, July 1995 Yahoo! Auctions, starting bid $0.35 This back issue of the seminal Maltese computer gaming mag is in near-mint condition with light shelf wear and includes the original cover disc. Inside is the infamously controversial top 25 list that nearly led to a military confrontation between

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Minipost: SLN Holiday Gift Guide 2016 Part 1

Chic Grey Orb Sharper Image, $599 Hovers steady and unmoving four feet above the floor, making a quiet but constant humming noise. Wifi and Bluetooth enabled. Antique Brass Piss Jug Crate & Barrel, $49 Stores urine excreted by you or a loved one for longer than is socially acceptable. Can

videogames

New Uploads for October @ AncientGamez.ru

What is up my dudes! Cobrastyle69 here with some spooktacular new abandonware uploads to celebrate the eve of all hallows! Whether you’re emulating in DOSBox or gassing up your vintage Russian retro gaming rig with industrial-grade diesel, these are sure to be a treat. Shout-outs and greetz to my

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Halloween Old Stock Sale @ Hirsute Halfling Anime & Games

Betrayal at Melrose Place Avalon Hill, 1997 Construct a dynamic luxury apartment complex as you play, then engage in rich soapy drama in this licensed gem based on the TV classic. Contains 41 luxury room cards, six character tokens, and two “sensuousness decks.” 40% off! Star Wars: The Courtship of

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We Are Bringing This To You Live

As you may be aware, there is presently a category 4 hurricane hammering the bejeezus out of the Florida coast. Self-Loathing Nerds’ hurricane correspondent Jax Hamleg is on location. Thanks, Paul.* I am standing here outside the locked doors of a shelter that I was pleaded with not to leave,

videogames

Excerpt from the Hintbook for Phantasmagoria 3: The Flensing

In 1999, long after the FMV game boom had withered and died, Sierra quietly released Phantasmagoria 3: The Flensing on a single DVD in some European and Asian markets. Aside from a cameo by a drunk and confused Roberta Williams, no personnel from either of the first two games returned,

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Missed Connections, City of Dis Metropolitan Area

* m4w: a large piece of my torso with head attached floated by you down the river of blood while you were forced to mercy kill a wounded bird with a rock when you were 14 again and again for eternity; our eyes met for a moment and it seemed like

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TCS Defenestrator Administrative Briefing, 0400 Hrs

Okay, is everyone seated? Lieutenant Garland, you can’t sit next to Petty Officer Grimsdottir, the restraining order is still in effect. Goddamn creep. Okay I have some technical updates from the hangar to start off with. * Duratanium armor plating on the VF-35 Rapier Vanguard starfighter increased to 14mm * Life

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Patch Notes Studio Professional Amiga ST Export Module

* LEVEL EDITOR: Tilesets can now be mixed freely! Your dreams of mixing Doctor’s Office with Pet Crematorium and Apartment Building That Is Really Cramped And Honestly Kind of Shitty But It’s In The City So You Put Up With It can now be realized! * LEVEL EDITOR: Added the

episode guide

WCYL-TV Online Streaming - 9/15 New Additions

Friends The One With Child Baseball With Rachel and Monica still trapped in child form from the old woman’s curse, Phoebe decides to enroll them in a little league team to try to keep their spirits up. Unfortunately, Joey and Ross get a little too aggressive in their sideline

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Patch Notes NT 2001 Premium Edition Gold

* INTERFACE: Added suicide command for when player is stuck in level geometry, a long line at the DMV, or a loveless marriage * SOUND: The air conditioning unit in room 23A of the tenement building level no longer makes that grinding noise when left on for too long * GRAPHICS: Added motion

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The 3 Best Comic Book Runs I Just Made Up

#3: Craig Merriweather’s Superman (2007-2009) When former Taos, New Mexico public access weatherman/mime Merriweather was handed the reins of DC’s most iconic hero, he was an unknown quantity. By the time of his mysterious death by suffocation in an invisible box in late 2009, he was heralded

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Patch Notes: 1.0.9.1 Jellied Jerry

* BALANCE: Bloggers, firemen, and bank clerks now weep openly less often * BALANCE: Listicles no longer count as content; content aggregators no longer count as people * BALANCE: Spider god Asmodeus spawn rate increased * FIX: “Film” subcategory no longer redirects to the Ate My Balls Webring * FIX: Blog projects by self-loathing nerds

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Top 10 Reasons We Haven't Updated Recently

1. In bondage to the spider god Asmodeus until the next solstice 2. Everyone we know, goes away, in the end (what have we become, my sweetest friend) 3. Attempts to reach computer keyboard resulted in changes in personal gravity, eventually gave up and started reading comic books on the

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Standards & Practices Edit Summary: John Stalvern's Mindwarp

For Immediate Filing with WCYL-TV Records Department from Benedict Cloves, Junior Editing Assistant 1. Blacked out all instances in opening credits sequence of the forbidden incantation. No time difference. 2. CGI’d one-piece swimsuits onto the bevy of buxom babes in the introductory orgy scene. No time difference. 3. Trimmed

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Episode Guide: Killings File

Killings File was a 2006 reboot of the classic The Strauss File series, starring Paul Credenza as Detective Stanley Ross. (The name Strauss was considered “too foreign” by network executives.) Eight episodes were produced, though only four aired. While Rome Burns Detective Stanley Ross arrives at his new post in

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ZetaCritic: John Stalvern's Mindwarp (1998)

“Though the puppetry effects are often impressive, the main thing Mindwarp leaves you with is a profound sense that director John Stalvern is dangerously insane.” –Robert Bell, Minneapolis Tribune “It’s no Apocalypse Now, but if you’re willing to overlook a deeply unsettling scene of interspecies lovemaking that has

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Patch Notes: v2.0.1.0.0.0.0.1.0.0.1h

* FIX: Air no longer casts a shadow in the flashlight beam * BALANCE: Loud orchestra hit to signify jump scares now louder, cheaper, more startling * GRAPHICS: The spilled organs in the Haunted Daycare Center now glisten realistically. * BALANCE: Flood of blood from second floor linen closet in the Haunted Bed &

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Patch Notes: Title Update 81b for Workgroups

* BALANCE: Guns now fire bullets rather than other, smaller guns. * BALANCE: Layout of CTF map Fortress of Suffering altered so that it is possible for the red team to win sometimes. * FIX: In chapter 3 of the campaign, the fireplace no longer infinitely spawns hellhounds if you break the photo

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Patch Notes: 0.9.98RC1 Editor's Choice Edition

* FIX: Orc marriage ceremonies now finish correctly. * FIX: The Red Ryder gun pellet’s damage value when ricocheted off 2 or more surfaces no longer causes a ROM buffer overflow and destroys the Earth. * BALANCE: Conservatives sort of warming up to the gays as long as the gays are also

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Patch Notes: 66.01LTS Eclectic Elderberry

* FIX: Consuming wild fruit no longer causes fluorescent skin discoloration. * FIX: Damage value for tuning fork corrected in Piano Arena. * BALANCE: Cloaca spawn rate reduced. * BALANCE: Various layout adjustments to the Flesh Palace map. * GRAPHICS: DirectX 11 tessellation mapping added to Flesh Palace. * NETCODE: Horrid squelching sounds now sync correctly

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Patch Notes: v2.1.45b hotfix 2

* FIX: Village bakers no longer run for mayor automatically unopposed. * BALANCE: Cupcakes are no longer a trendy “in” food. * BALANCE: Armed robberies are now more lucrative if you rob someone that is carrying money or valuables. * GRAPHICS: The trail of slime left by the Metaslug now glistens more colorfully. * FIX: